Six a.m. already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was cleanin’ the bambino
From a fast movin’ yellow pee stream
But I can’t be late
‘Cause then I guess I just won’t get paid
Then I remember
That I don’t ever get any pay

It’s just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
‘Cause that’s my funday
My I-get-some-damn-help day
It’s just another manic Monday

Have to catch an early train
Got to buy some diapers by nine
And if I had an air-o-plane
I still couldn’t change him on time
‘Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I’m gonna wear
Blame it on the baby
Cause the spit-up stain is already there

It’s just another Manic Monday